>I am warning you right now, any more of these bad jokes and horrible puns,
>and I will flood the list with more of the same.  Be forewarned, especially
>you two Evan and Wirt.
>
>Kind regards,
>
>Denys. . .
 
With two other B-A-D ones in the list this morning - but I'm sure there
will be Wirt to come - the following comes on the eve of our Upgrade to /iX
5.0 (tremble, shudder). If there is silence from this source on Monday, you
know it worked ...
 
Mozart took the name of his "Little Night Music" too literally, to the
point that his rendering of it gave his neighbours little sleep. In
desperation, his landlord banged on his door, begging for quiet:
 
"Herr Mozart, bitte. Ein Nacht, Keine Musik!"
 
 
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