To Compute...
      Or Not To Compute...
     That Is The Question...
      Whether 'Tis Nobler In The Memory Bank..
     To Suffer The Slings And Circuits Of Outrageous Functions...
   ... Or To Take Up Arms Against A Sea Of... Transistors,
      Or Rather Transponders...
      Transcondu--
     Trans...
     Er...           Oh, To Hack With It.


Rick 'now where did I put that Egg Nog?' Clark
P/A for WW&R
Cleveland, Ohio