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| Reply To: | [log in to unmask][log in to unmask], 16 Mar 1998 21:33:56 -0800368_- Hello Wendy, copy 3000-L: Last week Mark Bixby forwarded an interesting message from you. First Mark said: > DNS/iX is based on my port of BIND/iX 8.1.1, and if > you're going to be at IPROF98, you can see me demo > BIND/iX on Thursday 3/19 @ 8 AM. Even though I'm a semi-swing-shifter, I plan to get up for it.... :-) [...]48_16Mar199821:33: [log in to unmask] |
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Item Subject: Dilbert quotes contest
Since it looks like a slow day (as far as hp3000-L goes),
here's a little break. (I don't know the original source.
If anyone does, I'd like to hear it.)
--Glenn Cole
Software al dente, Inc.
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A magazine ran a Dilbert quotes contest. These are actual quotes from
managers out there.
"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building
using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday
and employees will receive their cards in two weeks." (This was the
winning quote from Charles Hurst at Sun Microsystems)
"What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter."
"How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?"
"Email is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be
used only for company business."
"Turnover is good for the company, as it proves that we are doing a good
job in training people."
"This project is so important, we can't let things that are more
important interfere with it."
"Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule."
"No one will believe you solved this problem in one day. We've been
working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let
you know when it's time to tell them."
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