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Christian

DEFINITIONS BY GENDER
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for
a weekend with the boys.
BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured
makes "look bigger."
male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown,
homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with
one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression
and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up
in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every
three minutes.
Many thanks to Frank Rizzo for sending in the foregoing article.
THE GOLDEN WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of
their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady.
"We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the
bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far
when my husband's mule stumbled.
My husband quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little
farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my husband
quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the
mule stumbled a third time. My husband took a pistol from his
pocket and shot him.
I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he
looked at me and quietly said 'That's once."