--- On Fri, 10/10/08, Bruce Collins <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has
> gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of
> its branches.
> 
> Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for
> sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in
> Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While
> Samurai Bank fell on its sword, Ninja Bank is reported to
> have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
> 
> Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and
> analysts report that there is something fishy going on at
> Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
> 
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Bruce has just clinched the nomination for the Friday Humo(u)r Hall of Fame.

-Craig

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