> >TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
> >
> >10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
> >
> >9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that
> >time management course you sent me to."
> >
> >8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got
> >here just in time!"
> >
> >7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
> >envisioning a new paradigm."
> >
> >6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
> >
> >5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
> work-related
> >stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
> >
> >4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to
> >our biggest problem."
> >
> >3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
> >
> >2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
> >
> >And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
> desk...
> >
> >1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
>