On Thursday, May 15, 2003, at 11:07 AM, Larry Barnes wrote:

> ORANGE ALERT!!!
>
> THE SAFETY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!
>
> As we know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a
> naked woman who is not his wife.
>
> So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM (ET), all American women are asked
> to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
> terrorists that may be lurking in your neighborhood.  For maximum
> effectiveness,
> circling around your block for at least one hour is recommended for
> this
> antiterrorist effort.
>
> All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
> houses to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrating that they think
> it's okay to
> see nude women other than their wives and to show support for our
> country
> and its patriotic women.
>
> And, since the Taliban does not approve of alcohol, a cold
> six-pack at your side will provide further proof that you are not a
> Taliban spy.
>
> The Federal Government will appreciate your effort to root out
> terrorists and will applaud your participation in this antiterrorist

If only the Federal Government could come up with an equally ingenious
scheme for finding WMDs and/or Sadam and/or Usama. Any suggestions??

FW

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