this is the most pathetic rubbish I've seen on this list of late, and there
has been a lot of it.  Do you truly know so little about Republicans
believe in?
At 12:53 PM 1/30/2004, Bill Shanks wrote:
>RULES FOR BEING A REPUBLICAN: DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?
>
>1) You must believe that being a drug addict is a moral failing and a
>crime,unless you are millionaire conservative radio jock(or a Presidential
>candidate), which makes it an "illness" and requires our prayers for
>your "recovery".
>
>2) You have to truly believe that people who are privileged from
>birth, achieve success all on their own.
>
>3) You have to believe that the US should get out of the UN, AND that
>our highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq.
>
>4) You have to believe that government should stay out of people's
>lives, but it needs to punish anyone caught having private sex with the
>"wrong" gender.
>
>5) You have to believe that pollution is ok, so long as it makes a profit.
>
>6) You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't
>pray to Allah or Kali.
>
>7) "Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving
>their jobs to India.
>
>8) You have to believe that a woman cannot be trusted with decisions
>about her own body, but that large multi-national corporations can make
>decisions affecting all mankind with no regulation whatsoever.
>
>9) You have to believe that you love Jesus and Jesus loves you, and
>that Jesus shares your hatred of welfare, homosexuals, and Hillary Clinton.
>
>10) You hate the ALCU for representing atheists and homos, but they
>owed it to the country to bail out Oliver North.
>
>11) You have to believe that the best way to encourage military
>morale is to praise the troops overseas while cutting their VA benefits.
>
>12) You believe that group sex and drug use are degenerate sins that
>can only be purged by running for governor of California as a Republican.
>
>13) You have to believe it is wise to keep condoms out of schools,
>because we all know if teenagers don't have condoms they won't have sex.
>
>14) You have to believe that the best way to fight terrorism is to
>alienate our allies and then demand their cooperation and money.
>
>15) You have to believe that federally funded universal health
>insurance is Socialist and wrong, and that HMO's and insurance companies
>only have your best interests at heart.
>
>16) You have to believe that providing health care to all Iraqis is
>sound government policy but providing health care to all Americans is the
>epitome of Socialism.
>
>17) You believe that "tobacco's link to cancer" and "global warming"
>are "junk science", but Creationism should be taught in schools.
>
>18) You have to believe that waging war with no exit strategy was
>wrong in Vietnam but right in Iraq.
>
>19) You have to believe that Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a
>bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney was doing
>business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin
>Laden" diversion.
>
>20) You believe that government should restrict itself to just the
>powers named in the Constitution, except for banning gay marriages and
>censoring the internet.
>
>21) You have to believe that the public has a right to know about the
>adulterous affairs of Democrats, while those of Republicans are a
>"private matter".
>
>22) You have to believe that the public has a right to know about
>Hillary's cattle trades but that Bush was right to censor those 28
>pages from the Congressional 9/11 report because you just can't handle the
>truth.
>
>23) You support state's rights, which means Ashcroft telling the
>states which locally passed voter initiatives he will allow them to have.
>
>24) You have to believe that what Clinton did in the 1960's is of
>vital national interest but what Bush did decades later is "stale news" and
>"irrelevant".
>
>25) You have to believe that trade with Cuba is wrong because it is
>Communist and oppressive, but trading with China and Vietnam is just
>dandy
>
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