Begin forwarded message:

> A woman took a lover during the day while her husband is at work.
>
> Her 9-year old son came home unexpectedly, saw them and hid in the
> bedroom closet to watch.
>
> The woman's husband also came home so she put her lover in the closet,
> not realizing that the little boy is there already.
>
> The little boy said, "Dark in here."
> The man said, "Yes, it is."
> Boy - "I have a baseball."
> Man - "That's nice."
> Boy - "Want to buy it?"
> Man - "No, thanks."
> Boy - "My dad's outside."
> Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250"
>
> In the next few weeks, it happened again that the boy and the lover
> were in the closet together.
>
> Boy - "Dark in here."
> Man - "Yes, it is."
> Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
> The lover, remembering the last time, asked the boy, "How much?"
> Boy - "$750"
> Man - "Fine."
>
>
> A few days later, the father said to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's
> go outside and let's have a game of catch".
>
> The boy said, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
>
> The father asked, "How much did you sell them for?"
>
> Boy -"$1,000"
>
> The father said, "That's sinful to overcharge your friends like that.
> That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
> church and have you confess."
>
> They went to the church and the father sent the little boy sit in the
> confessional and closed the door.
>
> The boy said, "Dark in here."
>
> The priest said, "Don't start that shit again".

FW

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