At the risk of offending Connie, here's another lawyer joke on a similar
subject:

A lawyer dies and goes to heaven.  He is greeted at the Pearly Gates by a
band of angels playing a fanfare on golden trumpets, and is escorted to
extremely posh quarters.  The lawyer can't help noticing that his reception
is much more elaborate that those of the other souls arriving at the time,
so he asks St. Peter why he was honored in this way.

"It has been many millennia since we've had someone who lived so long," was
St. Peter's answer.

"But I was only 65 years old!" said the lawyer.

St. Peter consulted his records and said, "Well, our records show that you
were 130 years old."

"Oh, you must be counting billable hours!"

This joke was told to me by my brother, a district court judge.  Yes,
lawyers have a sense of humor, too.

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