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Sent: Friday, October 01, 1999 6:43 AM
Subject: Warranty




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Date: 10/1/99 12:16 AM

RE: Warranty


This was actually posted very briefly on the McDonnell Douglas website by an
employee there who obviously has a sense of humor. The company, of course,
does not (have a sense of humor) - and made the web department take it down
immediately.

(McDonnell Douglas is one of the world's chief suppliers of
 military aircraft.)


 *****
Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to
protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the
warranty registration card below.  Answering the survey questions is not
required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best
meet your needs and desires.


1.[_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt. [_] Gen. [_] Comrade
    [_] Classified [_] Other


First Name: .....................................................
Initial: ........
Last Name:......................................................
Password: .............................. (max. 8 char)
Code Name: .....................................................
Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: ........... ...........


2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
 [_] F-14 Tomcat
 [_] F-15 Eagle
 [_] F-16 Falcon
 [_] F-117A Stealth
 [_] Classified


3.Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): 19.. /....... /......

4.Serial Number: ...............................................

5. Please check where this product was purchased:
 [_] Received as gift / aid package
 [_] Catalog showroom
 [_] Independent arms broker
 [_] Mail order
 [_] Discount store
 [_] Government surplus
 [_] Classified

6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas
product you have just purchased:
 [_] Heard loud noise, looked up
 [_] Store display
 [_] Espionage
 [_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
 [_] Political lobbying by manufacturer
 [_] Was attacked by one

7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your
decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
 [_] Style / appearance
 [_] Speed / maneuverability
 [_] Price / value
 [_] Comfort / convenience
 [_] Kickback / bribe
 [_] Recommended by salesperson
 [_] McDonnell Douglas reputation
 [_] Advanced Weapons Systems
 [_] Backroom politics
 [_] Negative experience opposing one in combat

8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
 [_] North America
 [_] Iraq
 [_] Iraq
 [_] Aircraft carrier
 [_] Iraq
 [_] Europe
 [_] Iraq
 [_] Middle East (not Iraq)
 [_] Iraq
 [_] Africa
 [_] Iraq
 [_] Asia / Far East
 [_] Iraq
 [_] Misc. Third World countries
 [_] Iraq
 [_] Classified
 [_] Iraq

9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in
the near future:
 [_] Color TV
 [_] VCR
 [_] ICBM
 [_] Killer Satellite
 [_] CD Player
 [_] Air-to-Air Missiles
 [_] Space Shuttle
 [_] Home Computer
 [_] Nuclear Weapon

10. How would you describe yourself or your organization?
 (Check all that apply:)
 [_] Communist / Socialist
 [_] Terrorist
 [_] Crazed
 [_] Neutral
 [_] Democratic
 [_] Dictatorship
 [_] Corrupt
 [_] Primitive / Tribal

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
 [_] Deficit spending
 [_] Cash
 [_] Suitcases of cocaine
 [_] Oil revenues
 [_] Personal check
 [_] Credit card
 [_] Ransom money
 [_] Traveler's check

12. Your occupation:
 [_] Homemaker
 [_] Sales / marketing
 [_] Revolutionary
 [_] Clerical
 [_] Mercenary
 [_] Tyrant
 [_] Middle management
 [_] Eccentric billionaire
 [_] Defense Minister / General
 [_] Retired
 [_] Student

13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please
indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy
participating on a regular basis:
 [_] Golf
 [_] Boating / sailing
 [_] Sabotage
 [_] Running / jogging
 [_] Propaganda / disinformation
 [_] Destabilization / overthrow
 [_] Default on loans
 [_] Gardening
 [_] Crafts
 [_] Black market / smuggling
 [_] Collectibles / collections
 [_] Watching sports on TV
 [_] Wines
 [_] Interrogation / torture
 [_] Household pets
 [_] Crushing rebellions
 [_] Espionage / reconnaissance
 [_] Fashion clothing
 [_] Border disputes
 [_] Mutually Assured Destruction

Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your
answers will be used in market studies that will help  McDonnell
Douglas serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to
receive mailings and special offers from other  companies, governments,
extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.

As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win a
brand new F-117A in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes!


Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes?


Please write to:
McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division