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Fri, 19 Jan 2007 17:00:10 +0000
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Peyton Manning in Heaven



Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to
heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house 
with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity,
Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special,
indeed, and walked up to his house. 

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the
corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Silver and blue sidewalk, a 50-foot tall
flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a New England 
Patriots towel. Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying
to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL
records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point
Peyton?" "Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said: "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's
mine."

GO PATRIOTS!!!

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