A man and his 'ever-nagging' wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.  While
they were there, the wife passed away.  The undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in
the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told the undertaker he would just have her
shipped home.  The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship
your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend only $150?"
 
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead.  I just can't take that chance."
 
Take this one home and tell your wife.  Be ready to each beans for a
week ;-)

Terry W. Simpkins 
office: +1 757-766-4278 
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