So that's why my Internet Samba connections momentarily dropped
this morning :) (I'm about 15 miles away from the reservation,
and regularly ride my motorcycle through the public portion
around reactor #2).

Regards,
Michael (don't glow yet) Gueterman
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-----Original Message-----
From:   Tracy Johnson [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
Sent:   Tuesday, May 19, 1998 12:38 PM
To:     [log in to unmask]
Subject:        [HP3000-L] Off-topic Humor FW: MICROSOFT TESTS NUCLEAR DEVICE (fwd)

Computer related ... must resist ... pressing "forward" button ... can't.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Tue, 19 May 1998 12:17:03 -0700
From: David Wessman <[log in to unmask]>
Reply-To: [log in to unmask]
To: 'CONSIM-L' <[log in to unmask]>
Subject: Off-topic Humor FW: MICROSOFT TESTS NUCLEAR DEVICE

MICROSOFT TESTS NUCLEAR DEVICE AT SECRET HANFORD FACILITY

REDMOND (BNN)--World leaders reacted with stunned silence as Microsoft
Corp. (MSFT) conducted an underground nuclear test at a secret facility in
eastern Washington state. The device, exploded at 9:22 am PDT (1622
GMT/12:22 pm EDT) today, was timed to coincide with talks between
Microsoft and the US Department of Justice over possible antitrust action.

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