A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the
husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she
sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks, 

"Do you know her?" 

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right
after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober
since." 

"My God!" says the wife, 

"Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long ?" 


Ray Shahan 
Life is not a journey to the grave with the 
intention of arriving safely in a pretty and 
well preserved body, but rather to skid in 
broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, 
and loudly proclaiming: 
-- WOW!!! What a Ride



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