Just off the early morning wires:

>This morning, a full truckload of VIAGRA was accidently dumped into the
>Chicago River.  Authorities said there was not risk to the city's water
>supply but they're still trying to get the bridges back down.

<Appologies to anyone who might feel offended.>


/jf
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                          Tuesday, June 23rd

           Today in 1948 - The Taft-Hartley Act became law.

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