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OT:Friday Humor | Stock Market Quotes
From:
Larry Barnes <[log in to unmask]>
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Larry Barnes <[log in to unmask]>
Date:
Fri, 19 Apr 2002 07:44:28 -0700
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JOKE OF THE DAY:  Today in the stock market, balloon prices were inflated,
paper was stationary, fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading,
pencils lost a few points, while diapers remain unchanged and escalators
continued their slow decline.


happy trading :)

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