Well, HP can call it whatever they want, but I'm going to keep calling it
the HP 3000.  With the exception of the word "email," which has an
honorable history, I refuse to use any of the "e-buzzwords."  (Whenever
someone starts talking to me about e-business or e-commerce, I feign
complete lack of understanding until they either drop the buzzwords or go
away, whichever comes first.  They usually give up and go away.  :-)