And I think they also forgot to include "500 YEARS OF GERMAN HUMOR"...

On Wed, 24 Nov 1999, L. A. Barnes wrote:

> Question,  Shouldn't #5 be "eating" instead of "dating"?  or would
> "eating etiquette be his second book?
>
> Donna Garverick wrote:
>
> > (note #12 :-)
> >
> > > Subject: 25 Shortest Books
> > >
> > > 25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O J Simpson
> > > 24. THE CATHOLIC GUIDE TO GREAT SEX by Pope Paul
> > > 23. TO ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen DeGeneres
> > > 22. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALITY AND DILBERT
> > > 21. HUMAN RIGHTS ADVANCES IN CHINA
> > > 20. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman
> > > 19. THE WILD YEARS by Al Gore
> > > 18. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN
> > > 17. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
> > > 16. CAREER OPPORTUNITIES FOR LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS
> > > 15. DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE
> > > 14. DIFFERENT WAYS TO SPELL BOB
> > > 13. DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
> > > 12. EASY UNIX
> > > 11. ETHIOPIAN TIPS ON WORLD DOMINANCE
> > > 10. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
> > > 9. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
> > > 8. FRENCH HOSPITALITY
> > > 7. GEORGE FOREMAN'S BIG BOOK OF BABY NAMES
> > > 6. HOW TO SUSTAIN A MUSICAL CAREER by Art Garfunkel
> > > 5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
> > > 4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA
> > > 3. STAPLE YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS
> > > 2. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
> > > And the Number one World's Shortest book....
> > > 1. THE BOOK OF VIRTUES by Bill Clinton
> >
> > --
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> >
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>