I usually don't post humor, but this one really gave me a chuckle.
At the risk of:
1) alienating those outside the USA
2) being politically incorrect (those who know me know I REALLY WORRY about
that)

I will jump in.

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Terry W. Simpkins
Schaevitz Sensors Division
Measurement Specialties
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In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular
looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.  After several
minutes of the trip, the train passed through a dark tunnel, and the
unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.  When they leave the tunnel, Clinton
has a big red slap mark on his cheek.

(1) The blonde thinks - "That Clinton wanted to touch me and by
mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn
must have slapped his face"

(2) The fat lady thinks - "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his
hands on the blonde and she smacked him."

(3) Bill Clinton thinks - "George put his hand on that blonde
and by mistake she slapped me."

(4) George Bush thinks - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so
I can smack Clinton again."


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