For those of us who generally have a 40-hour week in by
Thursday (if not by Wednesday!):


A consultant dies on in a fishing accident on his 40th
birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates
by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand
and says "Congratulations!"

        "Congratulations for what?" asks the consultant.
        "Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter.  "We are
        celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old."
        "But that's not true," says the consultant.  "I only lived
        to be forty."
        "That's impossible," says Saint Peter, "we added up your
        time sheets."



/jf
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                          Friday, May 29nd

           Today in 1790 - Rhode Island became the 13th state.
                    1848 - Wisconsin became the 30th state.
  Tomorrow (SAT) in 1868 - Memorial Day was 1st observed.
                    1922 - Lincoln Memorial was dedicated in
                           Washington, D.C.

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