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Subject:
last laugh
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Tracy P1erce <[log in to unmask]>
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Tracy P1erce <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 13 Aug 2003 09:24:48 -0700
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stolen from http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/03/Apr/iraq.html

>From: [log in to unmask] (Sherman, Richard)
>Subject: Subject: Microsoft Hires Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf se new Spokesm

(Redmond, Washington) 
In the latest press conference regarding the security issues surronunding,
newly-hired Micorsoft spokesman Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, reiterated that
all security issues have been satisfactorily met in a webcast last Thursday:


"Windows XP is a blessing upon the face of the world. The Linux infidels lie
like dogs in a Persian bathhouse when they boldfacedly tell you that Windows
XP (R) has security holes. The holes are in their dead, rotting corpses.
Windows XP has no faults as befits this blessing from the hands of the most
high. I know because I tell the truth" 

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