I needed a little cheering up this morning so I thought I would pass on
the cheer....

> PUNS
> What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France?

> Linoleum blownapart.
>
> Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
> Both crews were marooned.
>
> Eskimos in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft,

> it
> sank; proving once-and-for-all that you can't have your kayak & heat
> it, too.
>
> A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up
> to the
> bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
>
> A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a
> beer?"
> The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
>
> Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other.
> One
> says to the other, "Are you all right?"
> "No, I lost an electron!"
> "Are you sure?"
> "Yeah, I'm positive!"
>
> Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's novocaine
> during
> root canal work?
> He wanted to transcend dental medication!
>
> A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were
> standing in
> the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an

> hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
> "But why?", they asked, as they moved off.
> "Because,"  he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open
> foyer."
> -----

Rick 'It's gotta be Monday, cause everything has gone wrong' Clark
P/A for WW&R
Cleveland, Ohio