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"Johnson, Tracy" <[log in to unmask]> writes
>Since Friday had some bad puns I thought I'd add another:
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>
>FW: Stolen Artwork...
>
>Did you hear about the guy in Paris who almost got away with stealing
>several paintings from the Louvre?  After planning the crime, getting in
>and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his SUV
>ran out of gas.
>
>When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such  an
>obvious error, he replied: "Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to
>make de Van Gogh."
>
>And you thought I lacked De Gaulle to send you a story like  this.

That was certainly Delacroix had....

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