Just an observation...

Doesn't this list go quiet when America's on holiday!


Anyway, just in case there IS anybody out there, a bit of Friday humour...

People who get on my nerves...

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.  I know where my
watch is buddy, where's yours?  Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the
bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their backside and search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". What
good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it?  What, should I eat someone
else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look".  Of course it is.
Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they?
When people say while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No bozo, I paid £
($) 10.00 to come to the cinema and stare at the ceiling up there. What did
you come here for?
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice
there, did ya mate?
When something is "new and improved", which is it?  If it's new, then there
has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must
have been something before it so it's not new at all is it?
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going?
"You should know, you pulled me over".

There, I feel better now:-)

Many thanks 

David


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