Bubba and Earl, two rednecks, were driving down the road drinking a
couple of bottles of Budweiser.

The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a dadgum
police roadblock !  We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here
beers!"

"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish
drinkin' these beers, then peel off the label and stick it on our
foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat.

"What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put
labels on each of their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Howdy boys,  y'll
been drinkin'?

"No sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels....."Me and Bubba's on
the Patch."




Have a great day!

Ray Shahan 
Life is not a journey to the grave with the 
intention of arriving safely in a pretty and 
well preserved body, but rather to skid in 
broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, 
and loudly proclaiming: 
-- WOW!!! What a Ride



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