Dear Denys :-)
You might have a little bit too much time on your hands..:-)
You might want to find some way to busy yourself other than unleashing your
Hold On...It's Coming
<<O P I N I O N S>> :-)
As fact. :-)
Lotsa emotion re US Politics (as it is)....let it be, and try focusing on
hp-related issues :-)
Al Karman
-----Original Message-----
From: Denys Beauchemin [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Friday, August 19, 2005 10:27 AM
To: 'Al Karman'; [log in to unmask]
Subject: RE: [HP3000-L] OT: It's been changed
And you're either delusional or blind. Or maybe both. :-)
I am not pretty, I prefer the term "ruggedly handsome", however, I fear that
I may be deluding myself there. I also can attest to the fact my friend Joe
is certainly not pretty either. :-)
And I can assure you that neither Joe nor I would be mistaken for girls even
by someone in the wildest throes of drug or alcohol induced fantasies. But
in your case, Al...
:-)
Denys
-----Original Message-----
From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf
Of Al Karman
Sent: Friday, August 19, 2005 10:10 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] OT: It's been changed
Now Now Girls...You're Both Pretty...!
Al Karman
-----Original Message-----
From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf
Of Denys Beauchemin
Sent: Friday, August 19, 2005 10:02 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] OT: It's been changed
Well, you changed it incorrectly. Frist is the Senate majority leader. He
is NOT in the line of succession. If Bush were to resign, die (or in your
wet dream, be impeached, convicted and then arrested, tried, convicted and
go to jail,) Richard Cheney would be president and he could then choose his
own vice-president who would be confirmed by the Senate, I think. If Cheney
were unavailable for some reason, the next in line is the Speaker of the
House, who currently is Dennis Hastert. Bill Frist is NOT in the line of
succession.
Your version makes no sense. Not surprising. :-)
Denys
-----Original Message-----
From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf
Of J Dolliver
Sent: Friday, August 19, 2005 9:45 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] OT: It's been changed
-------------- Original message from Denys Beauchemin
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> A local barber shop installed a new robotic barber to take some of the
> pressure off him.
>
> A fellow came in for a haircut and after being told about the "new barber"
> decided he would give it a try. As the robot began to cut his hair, it
asked
> the man, "What is your IQ?"
>
> The man replied: "140." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about
> physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened
> intently and said "This is really cool."
>
> Later another man who was waiting for a haircut stepped up to the robot's
> chair, sat down and the robot asked him before beginning his haircut,
> "What is your IQ?"
>
> The man replied "100." So the robot started talking about football,
> baseball, and so on. This man too thought to himself "Wow! This is really
> cool."
>
> Next, a third man stepped up to the robot's chair, seated himself and the
> robot, as with the others, asked him "What is your IQ?"
>
> The man replied "50."
>
> The robot then said, "So, I understand you Republicans are really excited
> about Frist being president while Bush is in Jail."
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Denys
>
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