What do you think about people who claim to give more than 100% to their job?  Is that possible?  Isn't 100% pretty much all you have?  Actually, NO!  It isn't.  It is possible to give more than 100%, and the Talkmaster is here to show you how.

First we have to come up with the mathematical formula.  To do this you take every letter of the alphabet and assign it a sequential number.  A=!, B=2, and so forth.  Z will equal 26. 

Now ... let's do some addition.

HARD WORK.  Add up the values of the letters.  Hard Work equals a 98% effort.

KNOWLEDGE.  Here we have a 96% effort.

ATTITUDE = 100%.  Yes, there's your proof.  Attitude is everything. 

BULLSHIT.  Uh oh.  Now we're getting somewhere.  Here you get 103% effort.  and ....

ASS KISSING.  Yes, my friends.  Kiss the right butts and you get 118% effort.  

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, And, Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.



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