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Friday humor
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"Simpkins, Terry" <[log in to unmask]>
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Simpkins, Terry
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Fri, 6 Mar 2009 10:28:14 -0500
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a little Friday humor to help lighten spirits
 
 
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern
and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads: 

CHEESEBURGER:  $1.50  

 CHICKEN SANDWICH :  $2.50 

HAND JOB:  $1,000.00 

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving
drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. 

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" 

"I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who
gives the hand-jobs?" 

"Yes, she smiles and purrs, I sure am." 

The old biker replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

Terry W. Simpkins 
office: +1 757-766-4278 
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