Couldn't resist passing this one along....

A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down
waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner and saw one
of those weight machines that tells your fortune. So, she thought to
herself "I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me."

She went over to the machine and put her nickel in, and out came a
card that said, "You're a nun you weigh 128lbs and you are going to
Chicago, Illinois." She sat back down and thought about it. She told
herself it probably tells everyone the same thing, but decided to try
it again.

She went back to the machine and put her nickel in. Out came a card
that read, "You're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you're going to Chicago,
Illinois and you are going to play a fiddle." The nun said to herself,
"I know that's wrong, I have never played a musical instrument a day
in my life." She sat back down.

 From nowhere a Cowboy came over and set his fiddle case down next to
her. The nun picked up the fiddle and just started playing beautiful
music. Startled, she looked back at the machine and said,"This is
incredible. I've got to try it again."

Back to the machine. She put her nickel in and another card came out.
It said, "You're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you're going to Chicago,
Illinois and you're going to break wind. Now, the nun knows the machine
is wrong; "I've never broke wind in public a day in my life!"

Well, she tripped, fell off the scales and broke wind. Stunned, she sat
back down and looked at the machine. She said to herself, "This is truly
unbelievable! I've got to try it again." She went back to the machine,
put her nickel in and collected the card.

It said, "You're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you have fiddled and farted
around and now missed your flight to Chicago!!!!!!!!"
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                          Thursday, May 25th

            Today in 1787 - The Constitutional Convention opened in
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