By the way, you can amuse her further by letting her sort M&M's in
alphabetical order, too.  :)

Valeda Franklin wrote in message ...
>I received this message today and cracked-up.  Hope y'all enjoy it as much.
> If you are a blonde, substitute brunette or redhead--there's no offense
>intended.
>Valeda
>
>Memo from a Blonde Y2K Consultant:
>
>I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions, because to be honest,
>none of the panic surrounding this Y to K date problem makes any sense to
>me.  At any rate, I have finished converting the source code in all the
>company's programs so that they are ready for year 2000 and the following
>new months:
>
>        Januark
>        Februark
>        Mak
>        Julk
>
>and days:
>
>        Mondak
>        Tuesdak
>        Wednesdak
>        Thursdak
>        Fridak
>        Saturdak
>        Sundak
>
>Years were a breeze, since they are only spelled out in the Legal
>Department's applications, and won't be effected until two thousand and
>twentk anyway.
>
>Please note that have I completed my assignment before the scheduled due
>date and way under budget. I have enjoyed working for you and hope you will
>consider me for future projects.
>
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