I had a strange experience with Word 2.0 for Windows (3.1).
 
Our institute has a logo, containing two words in a half circular arc shape.
When I selected our HP LASERJET II/P printer during its printing then the
letters were not on the half circle but in randomly rotated position on
a V-shape. If I selected LASERJET II from the menu then the logo was nice.
 
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                                              Frank
 
  |\  /~ ~~|~~~ Family : NAGY; first name : FERENC; title : Ph. D.
  | \ |   -+-   Institute of Isotopes of the Hungarian Academy of Sciences
  |  \|    |    1121 BUDAPEST Konkoly-Thege M. ut 29, HUNGARY (1525 Bp. POB 77)
`-'   '  `-'    E-mails : [log in to unmask]; [log in to unmask]
 
Fax: (36)-1-156-5045, work phone: (36)-1-275-4351, home phone: (36)-1-277-4229.
Home address: H-1214 BUDAPEST Raketa u. 29. I. 3.
 
There are 3 kinds of programming errors:  syntactical, semantical and mystical.
The programmers have to suck up the users just as much as absolutely necessary.