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OT: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
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Brice Yokem <[log in to unmask]>
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Brice Yokem <[log in to unmask]>
Date:
Wed, 7 Sep 2005 15:22:27 -0400
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Just to be fair....

1.  One to preach against the Light Bulb War in a foreign country.

2.  One to bomb the Red Chinese light bulb.

3.  One to hand over light bulb secrets to Red China.

4.  One to destroy light bulbs in the Iraqi Spy Agency building.

5.  One to take Campaign light bulbs from Red China.

6.  One to turn out Vince Foster's light bulb.

7.  One to rail against Saddam's Weapons of Light Bulb Destruction.

8.  One to loath the military light bulbs.

9.  One to send the Arkansas police out to find bimbo light bulbs.

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing an Intern.

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