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Bruce Toback <[log in to unmask]>
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Bruce Toback <[log in to unmask]>
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Fri, 2 Feb 2001 12:11:36 -0700
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Wirt writes:

>No where in anyone's long printouts of massive amounts of code in this
>group does anyone put in a line saying "poof, a miracle occurs here, a
>miracle beyond our understanding."

Au contraire:

>               //
>               // Um...
>               //
>               // Er...
>               //
>               // Uh...
>               //
>               //
>               // Words fail me.
>               //
>               // It turns out that a send can sometimes keep a receive from
>  // ever showing up.

(This is clearly the expectation of a miracle, a totally unexplained and
capricious event in the Universe.)

>
>               if (fMyMessageWindow != NULL &&
>                   ! gUsingWRQStack &&
>                   WSAAsyncSelect(fSocket, fMyMessageWindow->m_hWnd, WM_USER,
>                                                                     FD_READ | FD_WRITE | FD_CLOSE) == SOCKET_ERROR)
>                           {
>                           if (isAsync) ReportConnectionError(WSAGetLastError());
>                           else returnValue = WSAGetLastError();
>                           }
>
>               //
>               // At times like this, I truly envy people who can curse in seven
>               // languages.
>               //
>               // Plus Klingon.

[Pasted directly from some Windows code I wrote.] I've discovered that my
Windows code seems to contain these kinds of invocations of the divine
far more often than code I write for, say, MPE.

I don't know what compiler Wirt is using, but my programs contain
miraculous code surprisingly often. Moreover, such miracles are not
necessarily produced by some sort of anti-God; many are surprisingly
benevolent. Is there *any* experienced programmer who has not, upon going
back to maintain some old code, once said to him/herself, "What was I
thinking? It's a miracle that this code ever worked at all!" Programmers
rely on the miraculous far more often than Wirt suggests.

-- Bruce


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