I've never head before of D. Parker. I had to check to see if it
was a real person and was surprised by some of her quotes...
Keeping with the subject at hand..

"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host!"
- D. Parker

http://users.rcn.com/lyndanyc/dorothy.html

Gehan

--- Roy Brown <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> > At 08:05 AM 12/20/2002 -0500, Wirt Atmar wrote:
> >
> >> In 1926, Dorothy Parker, who was notorious for her wit, was
> asked to
> >> come up with a pun that included the word "horticulture."
> Rather
> >> quickly, she said: "You can lead a whore to culture but you
> can't
> >> make her think."
> >
> > A Hollywood starlet and Dorothy Parker were headed for the
> same door,
> > so the starlet stepped aside for Parker and said, "Age
> before
> > beauty". Parker replied, "Pearls before swine" as she swept
> through
> > the door.
> >
> Dorothy Parker was invited to a party, where much merriment
> could be seen
> around a tub filled with water.
> She asked what people were doing there, and was told 'Ducking
> for apples'.
> 'Ah', she sighed, 'With just one letter change, that could be
> the story of my
> life....'
>
> Roy Brown

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