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-------------- Original message from Denys Beauchemin <[log in to unmask]>: --------------


> A local barber shop installed a new robotic barber to take some of the
> pressure off him.
>
> A fellow came in for a haircut and after being told about the "new barber"
> decided he would give it a try. As the robot began to cut his hair, it asked
> the man, "What is your IQ?"
>
> The man replied: "140." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about
> physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened
> intently and said "This is really cool."
>
> Later another man who was waiting for a haircut stepped up to the robot's
> chair, sat down and the robot asked him before beginning his haircut,
> "What is your IQ?"
>
> The man replied "100." So the robot started talking about football,
> baseball, and so on. This man too thought to himself "Wow! This is really
> cool."
>
> Next, a third man stepped up to the robot's chair, seated himself and the
> robot, as with the others, asked him "What is your IQ?"
>
> The man replied "50."
>
> The robot then said, "So, I understand you Republicans are really excited
> about Frist being president while Bush is in Jail."
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> Denys
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