A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are John
Kerry fans.  Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but wanting to be
liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy.

 The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan."

The teacher asks, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"

Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."

The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan.

The boy says, "Well, My mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush
fan, so that makes me a George Bush fan!"

 The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Vermont, so she asks, "What
if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make
you?"

 Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan."

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