A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes
that it's his daughter's 
birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy store to
buy his daughter a 
Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the sales girl how much
the Barbies are.

The girl responds: "Which one? We have:

Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95
Volleyball Barbie: $19.95
Shopping Barbie: $19.95
Surfer Barbie: $19.95
Disco Barbie: $19.95 and
Divorced Barbie: $299.95."

Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the
other Barbies are $19.95?"

Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:
 
Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewelry
Ken's money
Ken's computer, and
Ken's best friend ...


Ray Shahan 
Life is not a journey to the grave with the 
intention of arriving safely in a pretty and 
well preserved body, but rather to skid in 
broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, 
and loudly proclaiming: 
-- WOW!!! What a Ride



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