Greetings fellow listers

  Been going over the Power cut / Moving companies to
Middle America / Liberal / Conservative nonsense posts
we have seen during the week.  Most entertaining!

  From these posts I have formed a couple of
Definitions...purely for my own amusement....

Definition of an (American) conservative ---- SHOOT
FIRST!

Definition of an (American) liberal ----- Ask
questions... Then shoot (in order)
    (a) the person who asked the question
    (b) the person who delivered the question
    (c) Anyone connected with the question.

Yours, from a (relatively) weapon free England

Bob Browett


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