Did you hear the one about the IBM plan to hijack the giant poster
on the road to Anaheim?.
 
They assigned it to the same team that built the Olympics Results
System. They designed a failsafe plan with multiple attack groups
stationed along the route.
 
Unfortunately, each group was late arriving at their assigned posts, so
Wirt passed by each attack point, unharmed and unfazed. The giant poster
was safe.
 
But the attack groups didn't know they were late and therefore
each  "captured their poster" van.
 
Boy, those families relocating to Anaheim sure are mad!
 
duh..duh...dum
 
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