At 11:36 AM -0700 10/27/00, Sohrt, Jeff wrote:
>Redmond, Washington (AP) -- Security officials at Microsoft discovered a
>major security breach yesterday afternoon, in which many of the latest
>state-of-the-art software projects were compromised.
>
>Microsoft, a company founded by Al Gore, has been on the cutting edge of
>societal evolution since its inception.
>
>Al Gore was quick to place responsibility for this senseless, illegal action
>on the only conceivable party -- George Bush.
>
>Clinton blames the NRA.


Oh, I would have thought this was Apple's fault (or more specifically, the
Mac OS must be to blame!)

;~}

B.