A litle cutting humour for Friday.
Especially fitting for all us "adopted" Virginians.

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Terry W. Simpkins
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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to
the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.
"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr.
Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the
Americans liberty, so they gave you death!"
Henry punches Osama on the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed
the Federal government to provide for the common defense!"
He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of
Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the
same love for liberty and America. 

As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl
him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. 

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, 
he screams "this is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians
waiting for you. What did you think I said?"

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