One of the more desirable Y2K bugs:
    (don't we wish!)

January 1, 2000
Re:  Vacation Pay

Dear Valued Employee:

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past
100 year(s).  As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of
paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off.  One additional week is
granted for every 5 years of service.

Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next
pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all pay
and interest for the past 1,200 months.

                Sincerely,
                Automated Payroll Processing


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Bruce A. Leonard
(801)268-8509 Ext. 326
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