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Ray Shahan <[log in to unmask]> writes
>Given the disastrous state of investments these days, here's some
>investment advice I saw that works every time:

>The quickest way to double
>your money is to fold it over and
>put it back into your pocket!

And here's some more:-

To make a small fortune

start with a large one, and take financial advice.

Ex-Lehmanns Banker: This is worse than divorce. I've lost my house, my 
car, half my money, and I've still got the same wife... :-(

-- 
Roy Brown        'Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be
Kelmscott Ltd     useful, or believe to be beautiful'  William Morris

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