In the mail today I received a .ZIP T-shirt. After unfolding, it boldly
proclaimed:
"Microsoft Dell
The Business Desktop 2000
Protecting the world
from downtime"
Intrigued by the paradox, I read the enclosed literature which claimed that
"The average system uptime of Windows 2000 Professional is over 50 times
that of Windows 98."
Does this mean it takes longer to finish one's work ?