The driver of a huge tractor-trailer lost control of his rig and plowed into
an empty tollbooth smashing it to pieces. Within minutes, another truck
pulled up and out hopped a crew of workers. The men picked up each broken
piece of the former tollbooth and spread some kind of creamy substance on
it. Then they began fitting the pieces together. In less than ten minutes,
they had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and good as new. "Astonishing,"
the truck driver said to the crew chief. "What was that white stuff you used
to get all of the pieces together?"
The crew chief said, "Oh, that was tollgate booth paste."

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