Which one do you fall under?

A Glass Of Milk  :  Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard.

Reaction?

Optimist: The glass is half full.

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Futurist: The milk's in the wrong half of the glass.

Pascal programmers: Well, what type of milk is it?

C Programmers: No thanks; I drink straight from the jug.

Assembly programmers: No thanks; I drink straight from the cow.

Basic programmers: No thanks; I'm still breast feeding.

MIS: I'LL DRINK IT IF YOU CAN GIVE ME UNTIL NEXT YEAR.

Fuzzy logic guys: I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk.

Prolog programmers: I know I drank it - just don't ask me how.

Non-procedural language programmers: I drank it when nobody was looking.

UI designers: What's that crap in my glass?

Pentium users: I drank Glass * .49999999 . . . but don't hold me to that.

Windows users: Where's my straw?

Mac users: Where's my pump?

UNIX users: Nahh . . . too easy.