I tried working with computers but I couldn't hack it.
I went to driving a cab but I couldn't hack that either.
I got a job is saw factory, but I couldn't hack that either.

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>From: "Wilkinson, Mark" <[log in to unmask]>
>Date: Thu, 21 Sep 2000 17:01:01 +0100
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] OT Friday Humor
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>I tried to be a trucker but lacked the drive..
>I used to be a lumberjack but just couldn't hack it any more.
>Taxi driving didn't work out either - it just wasn't fare.
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>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Gary Sielaff [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
>> Sent: 21 September 2000 16:56
>> To: [log in to unmask]
>> Subject: Re: OT: Tuesday Humour
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>> I was asked to do the executioner's job but I didn't
>> want to hang around.
>> Gary
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