Hi, Roy
Q: How many HP3000 users does it take to change a lightbulb?

In here 7, one top holding light bulb standing on 2 person's shoulder and
the other 2 person standing on 2 other person's shoulder.(1+2+4 =7)
Name of team work, they exercising power games, But person on top
does not know which way to screw light bulb, clockwise or counterclockwise.
so test two direction to people on the bottom to clockwise and
counterclockwise
two people underneath keep changing direction from top clockwise and
counterclockwise, people underneath 2 person just got frustrated...
Top person have to take credit and got to be exercise his power of
insecurity of lack of knowledge.
Cheers
Peter C.
Roy Brown <[log in to unmask]> wrote in message
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> In article <[log in to unmask]>, Tom <[log in to unmask]>
> writes
> >How many Programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
> >
> > - None, it's a hardware problem.
> >
> >How many Microsoft Tech Support people does it take to change a
> >lightbulb?
> >
>
> Ooh, that reminds me...
>
> I seem to remember that when I posted, a long time ago:
>
> Q: How many HP3000 users does it take to change a lightbulb?
>
> A: Three; one to change the bulb, and two to persuade management not to
>    change the whole goddamn light fitting...
>
> plus one or two variants, that it made one of the trade papers over
> there. But I never even saw it, let alone got the cheque...
>
> Anyone remember it, or even better, got a copy of the page they could
> Xerox for me?
> --
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