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Hi all,
Since it's Friday the 13th I thought it would be OK to begin
Off-Topic/Humour a little early... laughter helps ward off evil spirits, ya
know.
Steve
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As
they lay down for the night, Holmes asked: "Watson, look up
into the sky and tell me what you see".
Watson: "I see millions and millions of stars".
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that
we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."
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